v8/tools/whitespace.txt

You can modify this file to create no-op changelists.

Try to write something funny. And please don't add trailing whitespace.

A Smi balks into a war and says:
"I'm so deoptimized today!"
The doubles heard this and started to unbox.
The Smi looked at them when a crazy v8-autoroll account showed up...
The autoroller bought a round of Himbeerbrause. Suddenly....
The bartender starts to shake the bottles...